2022 Archive: The Robot Vacuum Obstruction
Intentionally placing a heavy footstool in the middle of the hallway to block the path of a small automated circular vacuum, treating the machine like… Read More »2022 Archive: The Robot Vacuum Obstruction
2021 Classic: The Euro 2020 (in 2021)
Why was the traveler confused about what year it was? Because the European Championship was happening in 2021 but the signs all said 2020. Part of the… Read More »2021 Classic: The Euro 2020 (in 2021)
2019 Legacy: The Vitamin
“Take this. It has ‘Blue-Light Filtering Minerals’.” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom & Deepfake Diagnosis” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2019 Archive: The FKA Twigs “MAGDALENE”
Why the “Cellophane”? For the most heart-shattering, avant-garde performance of the year that proved she was a literal alien of talent. Part of the 42… Read More »2019 Archive: The FKA Twigs “MAGDALENE”
2018 Archive: The Deadpool 2 “Baby Legs”
I can never un-see Ryan Reynolds with toddler legs. 2018 is the year of the “disturbing CGI.” Part of the 75 Observational One-Liners: The 2018… Read More »2018 Archive: The Deadpool 2 “Baby Legs”
2018 Archive: The Diary
Her diary entry: “The son-in-law tried to floss today. I told him he should start with his teeth, not his dancing.” Part of the 57… Read More »2018 Archive: The Diary
2018 Legacy: The Last Word
“Yes, dear.” (Thanos couldn’t even snap that phrase away). Part of the 66 Marriage Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Thanos” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2018 Classic: The Thermal Fax Preservation
The church secretary handling an urgent baptismal record sent via an old thermal fax machine, treating the curly, shiny paper like a delicate artifact that… Read More »2018 Classic: The Thermal Fax Preservation
2018 Legacy: The Coffee
I’m “brewing” a plan. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Vintage: The Fortnite “Orange Justice”
Why did the lawyer sue a 9-year-old? Because the kid did a dance move that looked 15% similar to a move the lawyer once did… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Fortnite “Orange Justice”