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2019 Archive: The FKA Twigs “MAGDALENE”

Why the “Cellophane”? For the most heart-shattering, avant-garde performance of the year that proved she was a literal alien of talent.

Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2019 “Old Town Road, Bad Guy & The Truth Hurts” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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Why did the year feel like a remix? Because we spent the year que...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WAP_Navigator08/08/2010 06:02Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
@AOL_Instant_Msg09/11/2002 21:18I just set this as my away message. Classic!
@Coffee_Addict08/24/1999 22:05404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Pentium_Power06/11/1998 13:09My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan01/05/2002 17:57Silently laughing in the snow.
@Linkin_Park_Fan02/05/1999 20:08In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
@Keyboard_Cat_P11/03/2007 21:45Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

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