2019 Legacy: The Vitamin

“Take this. It has ‘Blue-Light Filtering Minerals’.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »

"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »

"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »

I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

"We don't cover 'Existential Robot Anxiety'. That's a 'Human-Only...read more »

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

@Tamagotchi_Dad07/28/2014 12:12Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@Digimon_Tamer06/09/2009 09:43My joke just digivolved into a better one!

@Party_On_Garth03/13/2007 12:45I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!

@Get_Flash_Player09/24/1997 17:38Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!

@Animated_Mail_G06/27/1996 22:49The spinning envelope told me to come here.

@Face_Palm_0112/27/2002 14:58Classic. Simply classic.