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2009 Vintage: The Heart 2

“Your heart rate is 150.” “I’m reading about Bitcoin!” “Calm down, it’s never going to be worth anything.”

Part of the 59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tamagotchi_Dad09/18/2011 23:21Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
@WebTV_Viewer09/02/2006 16:35Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
@T9_Texter02/04/2011 03:114-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
@BBS_Sysop01/13/2004 20:00Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Baywatch_Runner04/19/2010 19:07Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Tony_Hawk_Pro12/13/2000 04:07Just landed a 900 while reading this!
@Bill_Ted_Excell11/06/2002 13:37Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
@Ermahgerd_Girl07/06/1999 14:24ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
@Cyber_Cafe_Regular06/25/2003 22:40I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
@Warcraft_Orc05/10/1997 01:59Work, work... and laugh, laugh!

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