Why did the lawyer subpoena the Google Home? Because it’s the only witness that was actually listening when the client said, “I hope I don’t get caught.”
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Battle Royales” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Letting this joke through the port.
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
Deadly funny! Watch out!
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!
I’m going to poke you for this joke!