Why did the lawyer represent the guy who did the Ice Bucket Challenge? Because he wanted to sue the bucket manufacturer for “intentional infliction of localized hypothermia.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Retainer Fee
He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1995 “Briefcase & Billable Hours” Edition
In 1995, the legal world was obsessed with "The Trial of the Cent...read more »
The Legal Pad
Yellow paper and the golden dreams of a partner.Why do lawyers we...read more »
The Jury Duty
Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »
The Retainer Fee
The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »
The Honest Lawyer
A rare sighting in the legal wild, documented for your entertainm...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2015 “Smartwatch & The Blue-Black Dress” Edition
In 2015, "the dress" divided families, and the Apple Watch conque...read more »
2025 Classic: The Robot Divorce
A lawyer represented a human suing a robot for divorce. The main...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Mirror
A lawyer's mirror told him, "You look like you're about to lose....read more »
46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2013 “Vine Loops & Wall Street Wolves” Edition
In 2013, the legal world went viral. It was the year of "Selfie" ...read more »
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44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2024 “Deepfake Elections & Spatial Billing” Edition
In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »
2025 Archive: The Witness Stand
A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Technicality
A lawyer sued the concept of "Real Time." He argued that "Billab...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1996 “Fax Machines & Fine Print” Edition
In 1996, the legal world went digital—sort of. If you didn’t have...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
Old school processing, new school laughs.
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
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I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!