2009 Archive: The Cougar Town

“I’m a cougar!” “You’re 32, Jennifer. You’re barely a house cat.”

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

In 2007, adult humor evolved. We stopped "poking" people on Faceb...read more »

Learning to appreciate the finer things... and the buzz.I went to...read more »

"Why was 2025 so fast?" "Because we spent the whole year waiting...read more »

"I'm mining for diamonds!" "Mine for some motivation to clean th...read more »

"I'm leaning into my dark side." "Your 'dark side' is just you f...read more »

A modern horror story told in browser tabs.The scariest thing you...read more »

A guy tells his wife, "We’re just like Lucia and Jason from the ...read more »

When you decide to skip the small talk and go for the truth.On ou...read more »

In 2016, the boundary between the internet and reality finally di...read more »

"I'm staying at a luxury resort in Thailand!" "You're in a tent ...read more »

"Our love is a fever dream!" "No, it's just a bad musical where ...read more »

Buying a sports car to outrun your responsibilities.I bought a re...read more »

Q: Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? A: Be...read more »

"I'm flying!" "You're standing on the kitchen counter trying to ...read more »

@Lycos_Dog01/06/2012 16:50Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!

@Silicon_Valley_Fan12/10/2012 17:33This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.

@Winamp_Playlist10/26/2010 03:02Shuffling... and this joke came up first!

@Marla_Singer_Fan04/07/1997 02:35A joke for the end of the world.

@Web_Counter_9904/06/1996 00:04I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!

@Rage_Comic_Fan08/24/2014 14:42FFFFFUUUUU-nny!