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2000 Vintage: The Cookies

 Why did the blonde look inside her computer? She was looking for the “cookies” the websites promised her.

Part of the 50 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Discman_Skipper06/08/2005 06:16Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@Burning_CDs11/20/2015 20:07I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
@Retro_Gamer_Girl03/22/2012 18:42Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
@XFiles_Spooky_M07/27/1997 20:02Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
@Fifth_Element_Lelu12/08/1998 02:50Multipass! For the comedy club!
@Party_On_Garth06/29/2010 13:13I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
@Old_School_Frank07/20/1999 07:50We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
@Leet_Speaker_7703/01/1995 05:317h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
@Arthas_Fan_0202/21/1999 18:11Succeeding you, father... in laughing!

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