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1997 Archive: Worst Actor Runner-up

 Why Shaquille O’Neal? For confirming that the only thing he should be shooting is free throws, not movies.

Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1997 “Nipples, Postmen & Speedboats” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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