2010 Classic: The Spider

I’m “weaving” a web of connections.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "erasing" my digital shadows.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "folding" my holographic screen.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "twinkling."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fu...read more »

In 1995, before memes were a thing, we had the "groaner." One-lin...read more »

I’m "counting" my upgrades.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Lin...read more »

I’m wearing a suit made of digital ink. I’m just "changing" my l...read more »

In 2011, we started talking to our phones and they actually start...read more »

I’m "infecting" the metaverse with 2025 humor.Part of the 124 Cl...read more »

I’m "taking" a bite out of the new era.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "keeping" a tab on the singularity.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "surface" deep in the newest OS.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

The decade kicked off with a shift in perspective. While Instagra...read more »

I’m "branching" out into neural-networks.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »

2007 was the year our pockets got a whole lot smarter. While the ...read more »

@Napster_Search04/24/2002 20:20Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt

@Goonies_Never_D12/05/2012 14:45Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@Napoleon_Dyna07/29/2006 09:45Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!

@Chocolate_Rain06/23/2000 17:07I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@ODP_Editor_9912/06/2000 18:42Approved for the Open Directory Project!

@Illidan_Blind03/09/2008 09:30I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!

@Salad_Fingers_F06/21/2015 03:02I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

@Grammar_Nazi_9910/18/2006 07:06Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!