2004 Classic: The Kill Bill Vol. 2
A woman orders a “Five Point Palm Exploding Heart” shot. The bartender says, “I can give you a tequila, but you have to walk out… Read More »2004 Classic: The Kill Bill Vol. 2
2004 Archive: The Shrek 2 In-Laws
Why was it the biggest movie of the year? Because it proved that meeting your spouse’s parents is much scarier than fighting a fire-breathing dragon,… Read More »2004 Archive: The Shrek 2 In-Laws
2003 Classic: The Wine List
“I’ll have the red.” “Which one?” “The wet one.” Part of the 69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2003 Classic: The Wine List
2003 Legacy: The Skype
We can talk to people over the computer! My wife said, “Now I can see my mother’s disappointment in real-time.” Part of the 69 Marriage… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Skype
2003 Legacy: The Salt
I’m “shaking” things up. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Vintage: The Dallas Mavericks 14-0 Start
Why were they so hot? Because Dirk Nowitzki was hitting fadeaways that were impossible to guard, even if the defense was standing on a ladder.… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Dallas Mavericks 14-0 Start
2003 Legacy: The “Shock” of the Heat
Why did the electronics fail? Because the military-grade computers realized they weren’t designed for “Satan’s Oven” temperatures. Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2003… Read More »2003 Legacy: The “Shock” of the Heat
2003 Archive: The Strawberry Hard Candy Brick
Reaching into a dark winter coat pocket and pulling out a solid, sticky mass of five individual strawberry-patterned hard candies that have melted together over… Read More »2003 Archive: The Strawberry Hard Candy Brick
2003 Classic: The “Mission Accomplished” Banner
Why is this the most famous prop of 2003? Because George W. Bush learned the hard way that in politics, putting up a “Finished” sign… Read More »2003 Classic: The “Mission Accomplished” Banner
2002 Classic: Halle Berry (Die Another Day)
Why was she coming out of the water? Because she wanted to prove that winning an Oscar doesn’t mean you can’t be a Bond girl… Read More »2002 Classic: Halle Berry (Die Another Day)