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2003 Classic: The “Mission Accomplished” Banner

Why is this the most famous prop of 2003? Because George W. Bush learned the hard way that in politics, putting up a “Finished” sign is the best way to ensure the work lasts for another eight years.

Part of the 31 Politicians Jokes: The 2003 “Mission Accomplished & Freedom Fries” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Hotmail_Original08/29/1998 10:05Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
@C++_Dev_9812/04/2014 04:30I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
@Napster_Search10/15/2011 09:43Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@RoboCop_9011/10/2012 13:29Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
@Hattori_Hanzo_S03/23/1996 02:20I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
@Jordan_Fan_2308/06/1996 05:48Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
@Champ_Kind_Wham12/16/2010 10:47WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
@Fire_Background10/22/2000 00:36This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
@Cyber_Cafe_Regular09/29/1997 17:41I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
@Fred_Channel_0607/30/2010 07:07HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!

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