2003 Legacy: The “Shock” of the Heat

Why did the electronics fail? Because the military-grade computers realized they weren’t designed for “Satan’s Oven” temperatures.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Internet_Explorer_305/19/2015 23:14Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!

@Jurassic_Park_Grant01/12/2015 07:42They do move in herds... funny jokes!

@Men_In_Black_K01/28/2005 19:39We are the best kept secret... of humor.

@Ferris_Bueller12/26/1999 14:39Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.

@Space_Background11/04/2000 05:39The stars are aligned for this joke.