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2000 Classic: The Calculator

 She used a calculator to show me that I’ve spent 15% of the year looking for my keys.

Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition
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A man finds a lamp, rubs...
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The Recipe Critic
My mother-in-law loves to give me her “famous” recipes. Last week...read more »
2019 Joke: Two Guys Were Talking
Two guys were talking at a bar. The first one said, “My mother-in...read more »
1997 Joke: My Dog Bit My
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A young wife came home one...
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I’m not saying the mother-in-law’s ugly...
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55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1995 "Classic Gripe" Edition
In 1995, before the internet gave us a million new things to comp...read more »
56 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Flip Phone” Edition
In 2004, the social media revolution began, and the "Snap" of a f...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Diablo_Cow_Level05/12/2006 19:18There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
@Space_Jam_Lola07/28/2005 05:06Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
@Magic_SchoolBus05/05/2012 00:59Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
@Speed_Racer_Go01/13/1995 03:39Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
@Ninja_Turtle_R08/20/2010 22:56Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@One_Does_Not_S10/07/2011 22:44One does not simply read one joke.
@Hide_The_Pain_H09/20/1995 18:02I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
@Hi5_Pro_User12/04/2004 23:42High five for this joke!
@Captain_Obvious09/01/2012 21:26This is a comment on a funny joke.

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