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2005 Legacy: The “Green Zone” Expansion

Why did it get bigger? So more contractors could have a place to eat Subway sandwiches while the rest of the country was on fire.

Part of the 32 Military Jokes: The 2005 “MRAP Mania & Urban Grind” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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