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2002 Classic: Halle Berry (Die Another Day)

 Why was she coming out of the water? Because she wanted to prove that winning an Oscar doesn’t mean you can’t be a Bond girl with a very sharp knife.

Part of the 35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2002 “Sk8er Bois & Berry Phones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Legally_Blonde_Elle12/08/2003 05:59What, like it’s hard to be funny?
@Winamp_Skin_Maker12/03/1999 04:45Llama approved! This joke really whips!
@Charmed_Ones02/16/2014 10:21The power of three... laughs!
@Iron_Man_Tony10/11/2013 04:05I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
@Ermahgerd_Girl01/05/2014 20:11ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
@I_See_What_You03/22/2015 08:25I see what you did there. Clever!

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