Why was she coming out of the water? Because she wanted to prove that winning an Oscar doesn’t mean you can’t be a Bond girl with a very sharp knife.
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Llama approved! This joke really whips!
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ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
I see what you did there. Clever!