Screaming at the dashboard navigation unit because the digital female voice tells Grandpa to turn left, while his twenty-year-old paper road atlas clearly states that… Read More »2008 Archive: The GPS Shortcut Disagreement
I’m “pointing” out that Joker stole the show. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
Why Back to Black? Because black never goes out of style, especially when Amy Winehouse is wearing it. Part of the 37 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2008 Classic: Best Pop Vocal Album
What do you call a frog that’s a spy? A “croak-and-dagger” agent. Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreen” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Little Frog
I’m “switching” between my blog and my feed. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
Why did Kong beat the Jedis? Because a digital ape with feelings is more impressive than a digital lightsaber with none. Part of the 42… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Best Visual Effects
Why did it get bigger? So more contractors could have a place to eat Subway sandwiches while the rest of the country was on fire.… Read More »2005 Legacy: The “Green Zone” Expansion
Why was Dad jumping on the furniture? He wasn’t excited about his new tie; he was just reenacting Tom Cruise’s interview with Oprah to show… Read More »2005 Legacy: Tom Cruise vs. The Couch
“You’re beautiful… but I can’t see you in this light.” Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2005 – The YouTube Revolution archive. Historically Verified
Why was he in a candy shop? Because in 2005, 50 Cent realized that rapping about lollipops was the fastest way to get every middle-schooler… Read More »2005 Vintage: 50 Cent (The Massacre)
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