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2005 Legacy: Tom Cruise vs. The Couch

 Why was Dad jumping on the furniture? He wasn’t excited about his new tie; he was just reenacting Tom Cruise’s interview with Oprah to show Mom how much he “loved” the stuffing.

Part of the 31 Christmas Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Couch Jumping” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Forrest_Gump_8802/07/2013 13:48Internet is like a box of chocolates...
@Lion_King_Simba05/28/1999 11:19Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@Bluetooth_Bot11/29/2007 14:27Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
@G_I_Joe_Real11/17/1997 20:29And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
@Numa_Numa_Guy08/11/2008 04:23Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
@Y_U_NO_Laugh01/12/1997 13:15Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
@Evil_Kermit_M10/15/2000 09:15Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
@CompuServe_Classic05/27/2011 15:27Premium humor for premium members.
@Ask_Jeeves_Butler02/26/2012 19:55May I suggest another joke, sir?

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