1999 Vintage: The Shoes
She bought “Millennium Shoes.” They look exactly like her 1974 shoes, but with more “judgmental” soles. Part of the 66 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Shoes
1999 Archive: The Scholastic Mega-Order
Buying a massive book of video game cheat codes at the school book fair and becoming the most powerful person on the playground. Part of… Read More »1999 Archive: The Scholastic Mega-Order
1998 Legacy: The Y2K Anxiety
“Doctor, I’m worried about the millennium bug.” “Don’t worry,” he said. “By the year 2000, your insurance will have dropped you anyway.” Part of the… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Y2K Anxiety
1998 Legacy: The Bear
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. Part of the 52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 “Pre-Millennium” Archive archive. Historically… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Bear
1997 Archive: Best Producer of the Year
Why Babyface? Because he produced 50% of the songs on the radio and probably 10% of the songs in your head. Part of the 34… Read More »1997 Archive: Best Producer of the Year
1997 Vintage: The Austin Powers Spy
“Yeah, baby! This bulb is shagtastic!” Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1996 Legacy: Resident Evil (PS1)
Why were kids afraid of the hallway? Because Capcom taught us that at any moment, a low-polygon dog would jump through the window and ruin… Read More »1996 Legacy: Resident Evil (PS1)
1996 Vintage: The ICQ Sound
“Uh-oh!” — The sound of someone actually wanting to talk to you in 1996. Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive.… Read More »1996 Vintage: The ICQ Sound
1995 Legacy: The Oval Office Carpet
Why was it replaced in ’95? To remove the heel marks from all the advisors trying to “Pivot” to the center. Part of the 34… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Oval Office Carpet
1995 Classic: The Internet (Web 1.0)
Why was 1995 historic? Because it was the first year you could say “I saw it on the web,” and 90% of your family thought… Read More »1995 Classic: The Internet (Web 1.0)