Why was it replaced in ’95? To remove the heel marks from all the advisors trying to “Pivot” to the center.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.