1999 Archive: The Scholastic Mega-Order

Buying a massive book of video game cheat codes at the school book fair and becoming the most powerful person on the playground.

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@Java_Script_Kid08/24/2011 11:02Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@Angelfire_User12/11/2015 09:05Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.

@Beavis_Butthead02/12/2001 09:30Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@Clueless_Dionne10/17/2005 08:55Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.

@Shrek_Donkey11/23/2001 23:36And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@MP3_Encoder02/11/2011 22:45128kbps of pure comedy gold.

@Kazaa_Leecher06/25/2015 15:47I downloaded this joke in under a minute!

@Afk_For_Laughs04/17/1996 12:37Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.