Why were kids afraid of the hallway? Because Capcom taught us that at any moment, a low-polygon dog would jump through the window and ruin our night.
Part of the 36 Halloween Jokes: The 1996 “Scream & Tamagotchi” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The "Influencer" Cemetery
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32 Halloween Jokes: The 2015 “Force Awakens & The Dress” Edition
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38 Halloween Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Game & Bernie’s Mittens” Edition
In 2021, Halloween was the grand reopening of the world. We were ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Apple Vision Pro "Casuals"
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2025 Legacy: The "Lab-Grown" Candy
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2023 Vintage: The "Kevin James" Smirk
Why was the ghost looking at the camera with that specific, awkwa...read more »
32 Halloween Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom & Doom” Edition
In 2020, Halloween was "unprecedented." We traded crowded parties...read more »
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37 Halloween Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Harlem Shake” Edition
In 2013, Halloween was a mix of "Let It Go" sing-alongs and a glo...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
36 Halloween Jokes: The 1996 “Scream & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1996, Halloween was a masterpiece of neon, grunge leftovers, a...read more »
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2025 Classic: Neuralink "Telepathy"
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
One joke to rule them all!
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
You must construct additional laughs!