2014 Classic: The Ice Bucket Challenge #2
“I’m doing it for charity!” “The only ‘charity’ you need to focus on is the ‘Help My Husband Find His Socks’ foundation.” Part of the 52 Adult… Read More »2014 Classic: The Ice Bucket Challenge #2
2013 Vintage: The Decaf Coffee Verification
Eyeing the restaurant waiter with extreme intensity to ensure the hot water was poured exclusively from the orange-rimmed pot and not the regular caffeinated one.… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Decaf Coffee Verification
2013 Archive: Gravity (The Movie)
Why was Mom so stressed? Because she watched Sandra Bullock spin in space for 90 minutes and now she thinks the kitchen is a “zero-gravity… Read More »2013 Archive: Gravity (The Movie)
2012 Legacy: The 50 Shades Final
“I’m finished with the book!” “Thank God. Can we have our bedroom back now, or do I still need a safe word for a sandwich?” Part of… Read More »2012 Legacy: The 50 Shades Final
2012 Archive: The Salt
I’m “shaking” off the doomsday dust. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Legacy: The Calculator
She used a calculator to prove I’ve spent 40% of our marriage looking for the remote. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2012 “End… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Calculator
2011 Classic: The Puss in Boots
A guy tries to look at the bartender with giant, adorable eyes to get a free drink. The bartender says, “Nice try, Antonio. Still $6.”… Read More »2011 Classic: The Puss in Boots
2010 Vintage: Best Dance Recording
Why “Poker Face”? Because Lady Gaga made us all dance to a song about card games and hidden meanings. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes:… Read More »2010 Vintage: Best Dance Recording
2010 Vintage: The 64GB USB Drive
Why was it a legend? Because you could fit the entire company’s email history on something you’d definitely lose in a taxi. Part of the… Read More »2010 Vintage: The 64GB USB Drive
2009 Archive: The Suede
I’m “soft.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified