“I’m finished with the book!” “Thank God. Can we have our bedroom back now, or do I still need a safe word for a sandwich?”
Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2012 “Pre-Apocalypse & Invisible Horse” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Anniversary Card
Finding the right words for a decade of chaos.The card said, "To ...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2018 “Thanos Snap & Tide Pod” Edition
In 2018, adult humor felt a bit like a survival game. If you were...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 1996 “Tabloid Scandals & Late Night TV” Edition
The 1996 Top 10: The “Prime Time & Uncensored” Jokes The ...read more »
The Nap Strategy
Resting her eyes for "just five minutes" that last an hour.My mom...read more »
49 Adult Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic Romance & Spice-Up” Edition
In 1997, adult humor was reaching a fever pitch. Pop culture was ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Minecraft Movie Part 2
"I'm mining for diamonds!" "Mine for some motivation to clean th...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Password
"My password is now a 64-digit biometric scan." "And you still f...read more »
The Yoga Class
Finding inner peace while staring at a wall.I joined an "Advanced...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Phone
"It has 10 cameras!" "Now I can take high-resolution photos of m...read more »
The Doctor’s Advice
Medical recommendations for a better love life.The doctor told me...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Bar Encounter
A classic setup with a punchline that hits home.A beautiful woman...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Total Meltdowns” Edition
In 2007, adult humor evolved. We stopped "poking" people on Faceb...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Apple Car Rumors (Again)
"It's coming this time!" "Unless it can drive itself to my mothe...read more »
51 Adult Jokes: The 2001 “iPod & Digital Wizardry” Edition
In 2001, adult humor started to fit into a pocket. We were obsess...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!