I’m “soft.”
Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!