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2012 Legacy: The Calculator

 She used a calculator to prove I’ve spent 40% of our marriage looking for the remote.

Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

1996 Joke: A Guy Is Driving
A guy is driving down the road when he sees his mother-in-law bei...read more »
The 100-Yard Dash
Speed and distance are key to a healthy family dynamic.My mother-...read more »
2008 Joke: My Mother-In-Law Said To
My mother-in-law said to me one day, “One of these days I’m going...read more »
71 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1998 “Star Wars & Search Engines” Edition
In 1998, the buzz was all about the upcoming Star Wars ...read more »
57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram & iPad” Edition
In 2010, the world learned that we didn't just want iPhones; we w...read more »
Lawyer to his client: “Your mother-in-law...
Lawyer to his client: “Your mother-in-law passed away in her slee...read more »
Bill: I was sorry to hear...
Bill: I was sorry to hear that your mother-in-law died. What was ...read more »
The Alarm Clock
Waking up is hard to do, but family makes it faster.I don’t need ...read more »
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing...
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never ...read more »
The First Aid Kit
Safety first, especially when the family is involved.I asked my m...read more »

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Hospitality is a virtue, unless it’s mandatory.I told my wife her...read more »
The Echo Chamber
Sound advice or just a repetitive cycle of humor?If you stand in ...read more »
A constantly nagged and harried husband...
A constantly nagged and harried husband decided to buy his mother...read more »
A man finds a lamp, rubs...
A man finds a lamp, rubs it, and a genie appears. The genie tells...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sid_Meier_Fan04/18/2006 16:34Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
@Yugioh_Duelist12/29/1995 11:47You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
@Goonies_Never_D01/18/2003 18:51Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
@Napoleon_Dyna10/08/2007 03:58Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
@Prestige_World_W02/07/2007 04:00Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
@ODP_Editor_9906/17/2014 05:14Approved for the Open Directory Project!
@YouTube_Beta_User11/24/2005 02:48I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
@Spawn_Camper_J05/18/2009 23:52I’m staying right here until I read every joke.

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