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2012 Archive: The Salt

 I’m “shaking” off the doomsday dust.

Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Msdos_Commander11/19/2004 10:59C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
@QuickTime_Viewer08/07/2008 03:54Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
@Eminem_Fan_0012/02/1998 20:20Will the real funny joke please stand up?
@Jackass_Johnny09/20/2004 06:29Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy06/10/2006 21:51That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
@Ali_G_In_Da_H06/07/1995 13:51Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@Blink_Tag_User05/01/2010 08:09<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
@Hat_Tip_Sir05/29/1997 15:04M’lady... this joke is superb.

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