2025 Archive: The Launch of “Meta-Lenses”
Why were my eyes glowing? Because smart contact lenses arrived, giving us a “HUD” for our lives—finally making it possible to see people’s LinkedIn bios… Read More »2025 Archive: The Launch of “Meta-Lenses”
2024 Classic: The “Get Ready With Me” (GRWM) Work Edition
Why was the secretary doing her makeup at her desk while talking to a camera? “GRWM to get fired for doing my makeup at my… Read More »2024 Classic: The “Get Ready With Me” (GRWM) Work Edition
2023 Archive: The Ear Exam
“I hear a buzzing.” “That’s just the sound of the world’s last few humans talking at the same time.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2023 Archive: The Ear Exam
2023 Vintage: The Zelda
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Zelda. / Zelda who? / Zelda (Sell-the) house, I’m never leaving Hyrule again! Part of the 41 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Zelda
2023 Archive: The Voice Assistant Siri Prayer Failure
The assistant pastor asking his phone’s voice helper to locate the Book of Genesis, only for the device to mechanically reply, “I found no businesses… Read More »2023 Archive: The Voice Assistant Siri Prayer Failure
2022 Archive: The Tech-Deck Park Upgrade
Constructing an elaborate finger-skateboard obstacle course using three heavy hardcover manuals and a plastic three-ring binder on your desk during a boring lecture. Part of… Read More »2022 Archive: The Tech-Deck Park Upgrade
2022 Archive: The Taylor Swift “Midnights” Mayhem
Why the anti-hero? Because Taylor occupied the entire Top 10 of the Billboard Hot 100 at the same time, proving that “it’s me, hi, I’m… Read More »2022 Archive: The Taylor Swift “Midnights” Mayhem
2021 Vintage: The Launch of the “Couch Guy” Mystery
Why were we analyzing a TikTok? Because 2021 was the year we all became amateur body-language experts and tried to solve a relationship drama of… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Launch of the “Couch Guy” Mystery
2020 Legacy: Thanksgiving Archive 1995–2025
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2020 Legacy: The Ida
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to go to a concert again! Part of the 44 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Ida