Why did the lawyer represent the Pokémon trainer? He argued that his client wasn’t “trespassing,” he was simply “exercising his right to catch a Snorlax in a high-security zone.”
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Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Better than a headshot in Complex!
I see funny people... everywhere!
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.