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2003 Vintage: The Dallas Mavericks 14-0 Start

Why were they so hot? Because Dirk Nowitzki was hitting fadeaways that were impossible to guard, even if the defense was standing on a ladder.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2003 “King James & Swiss Maestro” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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@Space_Background09/24/2001 15:59The stars are aligned for this joke.
@Deal_With_It_G04/25/2014 04:02Deal with it. This is gold.

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