2010 Vintage: The Battery
I’m feeling “charged” up for the tablet era. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Legacy: The Cam Newton Heisman
Why was Auburn so “expensive”? Because Cam Newton dominated college football while everyone was investigating if his dad had asked for a “voluntary donation” to… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Cam Newton Heisman
2009 Vintage: The “Imagine That” Burn
Why Eddie Murphy? For playing a businessman whose career is saved by his daughter’s imaginary world—the same world Eddie Murphy’s agent apparently lives in. Part… Read More »2009 Vintage: The “Imagine That” Burn
2009 Classic: The RAM
Why did the blonde bring a sheep to the office? She heard the computer needed more “RAM” for the new software. Part of the 43… Read More »2009 Classic: The RAM
2008 Classic: Taken (Liam Neeson)
Why did he have a “very particular set of skills”? Because in 2008, he proved that if you kidnap a girl, her dad will find… Read More »2008 Classic: Taken (Liam Neeson)
2007 Legacy: The Melon
I’m “one” in a million early adopters. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Archive: The WebMD Loop
A man told his psychiatrist, “I have 47 different mental disorders according to WebMD.” The psychiatrist replied, “And according to my bill, you have ‘Too… Read More »2007 Archive: The WebMD Loop
2007 Vintage: The Monitor
Why did the blonde put sunglasses on her monitor? She said the “Windows” were too bright today. Part of the 49 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Monitor
2006 Vintage: The “Cash for Peerages” Scandal
Why was Tony Blair being questioned by police? Because in the UK, “Buying a seat in the House of Lords” is only okay if you… Read More »2006 Vintage: The “Cash for Peerages” Scandal
2005 Legacy: The Office Password
Why was it “P@ssw0rd2005”? Because the IT guy said “Complexity is key.” Part of the 81 Office Groaners: The 2005 “Michael Scott & YouTube” Edition… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Office Password