2005 Legacy: The Office Password
Why was it “P@ssw0rd2005”? Because the IT guy said “Complexity is key.” Part of the 81 Office Groaners: The 2005 “Michael Scott & YouTube” Edition… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Office Password
2004 Legacy: The “Drop It Like It’s Hot” Click
Snoop Dogg and Pharrell created a song using only tongue clicks and a spray can, and it’s the coolest thing I’ve ever heard. Part of… Read More »2004 Legacy: The “Drop It Like It’s Hot” Click
2004 Vintage: The Melon
I’m “seeding” the torrent. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Archive: The Best Supporting Actress
Why did Jennifer Connelly win? Because she managed to stay grounded while Russell Crowe was busy seeing code on the windows. Part of the 37… Read More »2002 Archive: The Best Supporting Actress
2002 Vintage: The “Austin Powers” Vibe
Why Beyoncé? For her debut in Goldmember, which the Razzies ignored only because the rest of the movie was so loud. Part of the 39 Razzie… Read More »2002 Vintage: The “Austin Powers” Vibe
2002 Vintage: The Windows Media Center
Why did the computer have a remote control? So you could watch TV at your desk and feel even more guilty about not working. Part… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Windows Media Center
2002 Vintage: The Professional Ego
Why does a lawyer never play “Truth or Dare”? Because “Truth” is too expensive and “Dare” is a liability risk. Part of the 48 Lawyer… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Professional Ego
2001 Classic: The Linkin Park “Hybrid Theory” Peak
Why the continued dominance? Because even though it came out in late 2000, 2001 was the year it became the best-selling album in the world,… Read More »2001 Classic: The Linkin Park “Hybrid Theory” Peak
2001 Legacy: The “Strategery” Inauguration
Why did George W. Bush smile so much in January? Because he finally figured out how to get to the Oval Office without having to… Read More »2001 Legacy: The “Strategery” Inauguration
1999 Archive: The Matrix Defense
Why did the lawyer try to get his client off by claiming “The Matrix” made him do it? Because he couldn’t find a statute of… Read More »1999 Archive: The Matrix Defense