Why did George W. Bush smile so much in January? Because he finally figured out how to get to the Oval Office without having to ask Al Gore for directions to a “lockbox.”
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Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!