Why did the history department chair celebrate? Because the school invested in advanced anti-cheating software that instantly flagged essays that copy-pasted text directly from online… Read More »2012 Classic: The Wikipedia Plagiarism Lockdown
Why was the table covered in burlap and lace? Because Pinterest was the #1 site for “inspo,” and Mom spent 40 hours making “rustic” candle… Read More »2012 Classic: Pinterest’s Explosion
Why was the room silent? Because Charlie Sheen showed up to present an award and acted… perfectly normal, which was the most shocking thing he’d… Read More »2011 Archive: The Charlie Sheen “Winning” Moment
I’ve “been” here since the first block. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
Why were people watching Brad Pitt talk about stats? Because the world finally realized that “getting on base” is more important than looking like a… Read More »2011 Archive: The Moneyball Movie Release
Why did Hollywood mourn the last of the “Golden Age”? To remind us that true stars don’t need a Twitter account to be legendary. Part… Read More »2011 Classic: The Death of Elizabeth Taylor
I’m feeling “charged” up for the tablet era. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
A woman starts pinning napkins to a board. “I’m planning my dream bar!” Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch”… Read More »2010 Archive: The Pinterest
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain the plot of Inception once I’m inside! Part of the 50 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Alex
Why was Auburn so “expensive”? Because Cam Newton dominated college football while everyone was investigating if his dad had asked for a “voluntary donation” to… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Cam Newton Heisman
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