Why was Auburn so “expensive”? Because Cam Newton dominated college football while everyone was investigating if his dad had asked for a “voluntary donation” to get him there.
Part of the 49 Sports Jokes: The 2010 “Vuvuzelas & King’s Decisions” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The "Non-Stop" Soccer Calendar
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54 Sports Jokes: The 2005 “Miracles & Masters” Edition
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The E-Sports Logic
When your thumb muscles are the strongest part of your body.My so...read more »
The Billiards Break
A cue for some classic table-top humor.I told my wife I was going...read more »
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The Yoga Flexibility
Trying to find inner peace while tied in a knot.I tried yoga toda...read more »
The Boxing Match
A knockout joke for the heavyweights.My doctor told me I should t...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
Shut up and take my laughter!