Why was the table covered in burlap and lace? Because Pinterest was the #1 site for “inspo,” and Mom spent 40 hours making “rustic” candle holders out of old soup cans.
Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am adding this to my links page right now.
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!