2011 Archive: The Bean

I’ve “been” here since the first block.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

In 2020, the world didn't just change—it went into "Sleep Mode." ...read more »

I’ve got a "juicy" gossip from the future.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I met a version of myself that was actually productive. It was a...read more »

I’m "X-ing" through the neural-sphere.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

The world was on the edge of its seat in 1999. While Prince was f...read more »

I’m in the "limelight" of the web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "buzzing" with every vibration.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

2019 was the year of "Part of the journey is the end." We sat thr...read more »

In 2023, the line between human and machine became as thin as a s...read more »

2005 changed how we consume everything. While the first video "Me...read more »

In 2011, we started talking to our phones and they actually start...read more »

I’m "locking" my DNA profile.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

I’m "flexible."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’m "transparent."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The ...read more »

@South_Park_Cartman10/04/2007 17:45Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@Res_Dogs_MrPink06/05/1999 01:39I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

@Shagadelic_9704/30/2002 01:23This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@Overly_Attached08/12/2010 17:04I’m watching you... read this joke!

@Cyber_Cafe_Regular02/17/1999 12:27I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!

@I_See_What_You09/15/2006 00:54I see what you did there. Clever!

@Web_2_0_Fan06/11/2009 08:49This is the future of humor!