2020 Archive: The “Wash Your Hands” Song
Why was the CEO singing “Happy Birthday” twice in the bathroom? Because 2020 was the year we learned we’ve been washing our hands wrong for… Read More »2020 Archive: The “Wash Your Hands” Song
2020 Archive: The Hard Drive
Why did the blonde take her computer for a long walk? She wanted to give it a “hard drive.” Part of the 62 Classic Blonde… Read More »2020 Archive: The Hard Drive
2018 Archive: The Scared Spider
Why did the spider join the band? He was great at “weaving” melodies. Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Puns” Edition… Read More »2018 Archive: The Scared Spider
2018 Vintage: The Self-Centering Altar Camera
The tech team installing an automated camera to live-stream the holiday service, only for the motion sensor to glitch and spend ten minutes locked onto… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Self-Centering Altar Camera
2018 Archive: The Coaster
A guy tries to use the coaster as a shield. Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2018 Archive: The Coaster
2018 Classic: The Folder Navigation
Why was the manager lost? He clicked “Files” on his iPhone and realized it was just a shortcut to a shortcut of a lie. Part… Read More »2018 Classic: The Folder Navigation
2016 Archive: The Dark Mode Dream
Why was the designer’s screen all black? He heard “Dark Mode” saves battery and his eyes, but it just made him look like he was… Read More »2016 Archive: The Dark Mode Dream
2016 Vintage: The Facebook Live
Why was the CEO broadcasting his lunch? He heard “Live Video” was the future of engagement and 4 people watched him eat a Cobb salad.… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Facebook Live
2014 Vintage: The Kimye Wedding
Why did everyone go to Florence in May? Because Kim and Kanye got married, and every tourist wanted to see the giant wall of white… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Kimye Wedding
2013 Vintage: The Man of Steel Premiere
Why was Superman so “dark” in 2013? Because even a superhero realized that “Truth, Justice, and the American Way” required a lot of paperwork and… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Man of Steel Premiere