2018 Archive: The Coaster

A guy tries to use the coaster as a shield.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »

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@Resident_Evil_Z10/17/2013 05:49Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!

@South_Park_Cartman07/24/1998 16:37Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@Net_Addict_200006/08/2006 08:18My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.

@SimCity_Mayor09/18/2005 11:35Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!

@Step_Brothers_B12/04/1995 10:17Did we just become best friends? Yup!

@One_Does_Not_S01/15/1995 12:11One does not simply read one joke.

@Grammar_Nazi_9910/03/2007 09:02Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!