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2020 Archive: The “Wash Your Hands” Song

 Why was the CEO singing “Happy Birthday” twice in the bathroom? Because 2020 was the year we learned we’ve been washing our hands wrong for 40 years.

Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2020 “Social Distancing” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpiderMan_Tobey02/04/2003 04:49With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
@OfficeWorker_9910/03/2014 20:59I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
@Fight_Club_Tyler03/01/2004 00:29The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli07/02/2005 17:36That still only counts as one laugh!
@He_Man_Power12/18/2007 11:27I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
@Baxter_The_Dog01/22/1996 02:21Bark! (He says it’s funny).
@Marquee_Text_Fan07/31/2011 19:17<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
@Not_Bad_Obama09/16/2004 19:32Not bad. Not bad at all.
@Face_Palm_0109/06/2013 09:54Classic. Simply classic.

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