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2013 Vintage: The Man of Steel Premiere

Why was Superman so “dark” in 2013? Because even a superhero realized that “Truth, Justice, and the American Way” required a lot of paperwork and a background check.

Part of the 35 Presidential Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Healthcare 404” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Simpson_Quotes11/27/2008 11:19D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
@Terminator_2_Fan02/26/2012 10:19Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
@Inkjet_Printers05/16/2006 22:31Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@Cyber_Security_X06/27/2013 00:46Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
@Firewall_Wizard10/15/1998 13:13Letting this joke through the port.
@Big_Snatch_Boris10/03/2013 15:03Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
@Sum41_Skater11/19/2013 19:49In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
@Woman_Yelling_C01/05/2002 15:11The cat is just sitting there laughing!
@Technorati_Tag09/10/2014 04:54Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.

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