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2004 Vintage: The Melon

 I’m “seeding” the torrent.

Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@PalmPilot_Pro11/10/2000 12:06Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@Tripod_Member01/12/2005 20:03Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@Geocities_Neighbor12/25/2014 03:21Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@Twin_Peaks_Coffee12/27/2013 23:59A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
@Tech_Support_Guy10/28/1997 05:40Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
@Kernel_Panic_9802/18/2000 01:52This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
@Tony_Hawk_Pro07/19/2003 02:30Just landed a 900 while reading this!
@Celebrity_DM10/29/2007 09:54Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
@Space_Jam_Lola08/23/2000 11:48Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
@Frag_Master_9901/05/2012 11:30Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!

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