Why was Tony Blair being questioned by police? Because in the UK, “Buying a seat in the House of Lords” is only okay if you don’t get caught doing it with a receipt.
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Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
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