Why did he have a “very particular set of skills”? Because in 2008, he proved that if you kidnap a girl, her dad will find you, and he will use a flip phone to tell you about it.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
Oops, I laughed again!
Silently laughing in the snow.
3D laughs are the best!
Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.
I’ll mention this in my next episode!