2007 Legacy: The Melon

I’m “one” in a million early adopters.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "on fire."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "one" in a trillion connections.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

2019 was the year of "Part of the journey is the end." We sat thr...read more »

In 2015, we learned that reality is subjective—especially if you'...read more »

I’m thinking about a pun right now, and my toaster just laughed....read more »

My house locked me out because I didn't say "please" to the ther...read more »

I’m "peeling" fantastic about the reload.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »

In 2022, we were all "searching" for the right words. While the w...read more »

2008 was the year the Marvel Cinematic Universe took its first br...read more »

I’m "pride-ful" of my human heart.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "surface" deep in the newest OS.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "chilled."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "counting" my upgrades.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Lin...read more »

I’m a "fun-gi" to have in the metaverse.Part of the 124 Classic ...read more »

@AskJeeves_Fan08/25/1997 01:54Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@ChatRoom_Queen08/26/1998 08:09A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!

@Napster_Search04/07/2008 09:36Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt

@Slashdot_Effect08/19/2012 14:46We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!

@Hi5_Pro_User10/24/2014 15:49High five for this joke!