Opening a circular plastic container in the kitchen pantry expecting to find fresh cookies, only to discover fifty rusted safety pins and a collection of old buttons.
Part of the 37 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 1998 “Windows 98, Furby Owls & Y2K Panic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
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