2008 Classic: The Britney Spears (Circus) Fan
“All eyes on me in the center of the… dark room.” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2008 – The Dark Knight Rises archive.… Read More »2008 Classic: The Britney Spears (Circus) Fan
2007 Legacy: The Mad Men Hat
“Bring back the fedora!” “Unless you’re Indiana Jones, please don’t.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Total Meltdowns” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2007 Archive: The Juno Vocabulary
“Philo-sophical.” Suddenly every teenager is talking like a 40-year-old screenwriter with a penchant for indie folk music. Part of the 62 Observational One-Liners: The 2007… Read More »2007 Archive: The Juno Vocabulary
2006 Vintage: The Casino Royale Reboot
Daniel Craig walked out of the ocean in blue trunks and suddenly every man in the world felt the need to go to the gym… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Casino Royale Reboot
2005 Vintage: The Flash Animation Bible Story
The Sunday School class watching a heavily stylized, blocky Flash animation of David and Goliath on a desktop computer, which takes three minutes to load… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Flash Animation Bible Story
2004 Classic: The “Confessions Part II”
Usher has a secret, and he’s telling us in the smoothest way possible while standing in the rain (again). Part of the 73 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2004 Classic: The “Confessions Part II”
2004 Archive: The Marine Corps “Infantry Automatic Rifle” Idea
Why did they want a new gun? Because carrying a SAW is like carrying a gym membership you never wanted. Part of the 37 Military… Read More »2004 Archive: The Marine Corps “Infantry Automatic Rifle” Idea
2004 Archive: The Poke
She found the “Poke” button on Facebook. Now she pokes me digitally every hour to remind me that the gutters need cleaning. Part of the… Read More »2004 Archive: The Poke
2003 Archive: The Best Live Action Short
Why did The Johanssens win? Because the Danish know how to make a short film feel like a long weekend. Part of the 44 Oscars… Read More »2003 Archive: The Best Live Action Short
2003 Legacy: The Pirate Bay Launch
Why was the sysadmin nervous? He heard about a “Ship” that was giving away everything for free and he knew the bandwidth was doomed. Part… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Pirate Bay Launch