1998 Vintage: The Dentist 2
“Open wide.” “Are you going to fix my tooth?” “No, I’m just looking for my lost car keys.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Dentist 2
1998 Archive: The First Lady’s Hobby
“What is Hillary’s favorite board game?” “Clue. She’s been trying to find out who did it, with what, in the Oval Office for years.” Part… Read More »1998 Archive: The First Lady’s Hobby
1998 Legacy: Lauryn Hill
Why was the choir so soulful? Because The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill was the only CD playing in the house, and even the angels were trying to… Read More »1998 Legacy: Lauryn Hill
1998 Vintage: The “Bitter Sweet Symphony” Lawsuit
The Rolling Stones took all the money from the song. That’s the most “bittersweet” thing I’ve ever heard. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »1998 Vintage: The “Bitter Sweet Symphony” Lawsuit
1997 Legacy: The “I’ll Be Missing You” Loop
Puff Daddy has successfully sampled every song I liked in the 80s to tell me how sad he is. Part of the 59 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »1997 Legacy: The “I’ll Be Missing You” Loop
1997 Archive: The Window AC Unit Rumble
The pastor pausing his sermon every ten minutes to let the massive, rattling window air conditioner unit finish its loud cooling cycle. Part of the… Read More »1997 Archive: The Window AC Unit Rumble
1997 Legacy: The Wall
I’m a bricklayer. I’m just hitting a wall. Part of the 62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Vintage: The HMO Diet
My doctor told me the only way my insurance would cover a nutritionist is if I agreed to only eat pictures of food. Part of… Read More »1997 Vintage: The HMO Diet
1997 Vintage: Outstanding Lead Actress (Drama)
Why Gillian Anderson? For finally proving that “The Truth is Out There” and it looks exactly like an Emmy statuette. Part of the 34 Emmy… Read More »1997 Vintage: Outstanding Lead Actress (Drama)
1996 Classic: The Divorce Rate
Why do lawyers love cell phones? Now they can charge clients for arguing with their spouses while sitting in traffic. Part of the 48 Lawyer… Read More »1996 Classic: The Divorce Rate