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2010 Classic: The Kick-Ass “Hit-Girl”

Why the controversy? For a 13-year-old Chloe Grace Moretz proving that she was more dangerous with a butterfly knife than the entire superhero cast combined.

Part of the 40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2010 “Inception, Social Networks & Toy Incinerators” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The Passion of the Christ
Resurrection: Why the wait? For Mel Gibson proving that a sequel ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Final Destination
Bloodlines: Why the tower? For a sequel that proved that "Death" ...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom
Why the delay? For a sequel that felt like the last guest at a pa...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Twisters "Feel It"
Why Glen Powell? For proving that he is the only man in Hollywood...read more »
42 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People, Bastards & The Hangover” Edition
In 2009, Hollywood went big or went home. It was the year we real...read more »
2025 Classic: The Jurassic World
Rebirth: Why Scarlett Johansson? For proving that no matter how m...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Godzilla x Kong Pink
Why the evolution? For a movie where the monsters decided to team...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Wicked Part 1
Why the green? For a musical that spent $150 million to prove tha...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Wonka Candy
Why Timothée Chalamet? For proving that he can be whimsical, sing...read more »

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2023 Classic: The Killers of the Flower Moon Length
Why the three and a half hours? Because Martin Scorsese decided t...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Beau Is Afraid Adventure
Why the three hours? For an Ari Aster movie that felt like a 180-...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Final Industry Vibe
Why the "Reset"? Because it was the year Hollywood stopped trying...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CoolSkater9803/23/2002 03:11Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
@Forrest_Gump_Running08/10/2007 14:36Laughing is as laughing does.
@Nirvana_Teen12/11/2002 23:02Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
@Ferris_Bueller05/09/1999 19:02Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Guestbook_Signer10/05/1997 11:48Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
@Lag_Victim_0101/17/1997 00:03I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
@Afk_For_Laughs07/07/2003 16:51Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
@Illidan_Blind12/08/2003 09:55I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
@Hat_Tip_Sir07/12/1996 02:10M’lady... this joke is superb.
@Selfie_King_0511/30/2003 11:44Taking a photo of me laughing!

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