1998 Vintage: The Dentist 2

“Open wide.” “Are you going to fix my tooth?” “No, I’m just looking for my lost car keys.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually outlived the AI model tha...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »

"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

"I'm eating 'Synthesized Protein'." "So... fake meat?" "No, it's ...read more »

@Msdos_Commander03/18/2009 06:29C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@Incredibles_Dash03/06/2014 18:29That was super fast and super funny!

@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril12/16/2014 10:12He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!

@WiFi_Zero_One09/27/2012 14:24Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!

@Wild_Thornberry09/07/1999 13:55Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@Salt_Bae_Original10/30/2015 15:14Sprinkling some humor on this archive.

@Flash_Intro_Hater12/20/2000 12:45Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!

@Social_Media_G01/22/2009 20:09I’m going to poke you for this joke!